Albert felt far less embarrassed now that he had managed to find a smart and casual way of hiding his new swimming cap.

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  Albert felt far less embarrassed now that he had managed to find a smart and casual way of hiding his new swimming cap.

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  I can hardly see it Tom.

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  that's fine jeff. we can photoshop the rest.

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  and here i was thinking mullets couldent get any worse ..

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  It's Mr. Zorg!

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  LAUGH NOW!!!! THIS WILL BE THE NEW FASHION NEXT YEAR!!!

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  "I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but not every applicant is cut out for clandestine operations."

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  A toupet for non bald men?

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  a man with hair pretending to be bald pretending to have hair, its brilliant!

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  Its not a strap, its my beard!

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  Stop looking at my strap!

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  i dont care how it looks.. just cant bear d shame if it falls off

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  they made bosley so u dont have to use a chin strap

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  limited edition:"thedonald" now available in black stap-on

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  I'm not only the president, I'm also a client.

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  no way bob are you serious it looks so real

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  in soviet russia toupee wear you!

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  Honey I have to admit one thing: I where a wig

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  Trust me no one will notice....

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  Ever since Billy Mays died his new products havent done so well...

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  Nope, micheal, no-one will know you're bald now!

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  The new wig-o-wack, for every man who has hair who wants to look like a bald guy wearing a toupet

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  The first toupet...

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  Scalp under hair under scalp under hair. . . IT'S HAIRCEPTION!!

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  For the man that loves the FEEL of a swim cap but CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT the look of a thick head of hair. ** For an extra $9.99 we will include the optional chin strap, a must for those who own a convertible, play contact sports, or simply prefer the increased feeling of 'security' on a windy day.

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  Finally he finished development of that sex prevention cap.

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  Instant Bil O'reilly

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  Business in the front, party in the back.

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  for those who lose their hair... and skull

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  wig fail.

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  Still manlier than bieber

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  DAD!?

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  I have a serious mental illness, and I will rape the bejeezus out of anything with more than 1 limb whilst shouting, "What did I ever do to Super-Cuts?!?!"

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  Got helmet hair?

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  I'll take off my first wig, when I hang with skinheads and drop the swimming condom, when get arrested by cops.

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  Are you ashamed of your pony tail? Well so am I...