Due to the recession, Xlinxar had to resort to cheaper methods of abduction.

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Other's Explanations

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  Due to the recession, Xlinxar had to resort to cheaper methods of abduction.

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  E.T.- You are doing it wrong

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  Illegal alien abduction.

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  Jackass masters of universe

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  The two different kinds of aliens

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  one word acid

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  Surrender your giggling stoners TO XarXlar

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  close encounters of the wal mart kind

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  That darn UFO broke down on me again! How hard can it be to abduct a drunken idiot in a mall cart?!

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  WAL-MART It IS your one stop shopping place

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  In Soviet Russia...

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  You think this is weird, wait till you see the probe picture.

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  Non-humans have been spoted "shopping" outside of District-9

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  meanwhile in asia

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  Students do typical student stuff

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  "HEY!!! We don't laugh at you humans when you're having a financial crisis! Cut it out!"

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  gods sense of humor is showing again

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  Aliens have known for millennia what we've only recently discovered...asian food is indeed the healthiest food

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  Anal Probe in ... 4... 3... 2...

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  "If we hurry we can nip into tesco and grab a bacon butty before the one way flight back to Mars!"

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  ET goes low-budget

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  this hpns when the beam aint working

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  so, mars finally found a way to get us...IN A SUPER FUN SHOPPING CART.

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  Students do typical student thing

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  Abduction - You are doing it wrong!!!

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  Xenu takes his next vicyim

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  A casual friday for Detroit

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  i didn't realise michael jackson even knew arj barker...

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  Funny story... I was (hic) abducted by (hic) an alien

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  Yay! This time i don't have to pay for anal violation.

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  i srr 2 aliens ha

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  E.T still remembers that horrible weekend when Elliots bike were broken.

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  Elliot visiting E.T.'s home planet

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  Recent photos have shed light on the events at Roswell...

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  Meanwhile on Mars...

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  Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

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  Students do typical student thing

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  The abduction scene from Saw 7

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  That´s how scientology got so many adepts... Xenu is a really good mate!

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  Donnie Darko 2: Franks Trolley Dash

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  Clearly, a 4th contact

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  the alien is a rapist!

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  Students do typical student thing

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  Scientologists have got to stop "recruiting"

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  Students do typical student thing