Girls, this is NOT a carrot! You can't put that in your mouth.

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Other's Explanations

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  Girls, this is NOT a carrot! You can't put that in your mouth.

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  It just wouldn't make any sense without the bunny costumes.

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  Please speak closer to the microphone, girls

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  kids, this is wuts left of your daddy

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  CHARLIE ! This stuff is from my other tv show, give them the chocolate bar instead of that. QUICKLY

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  Yes officer, I'm sure that's what was killing mommy!

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  ..and thats why you NEVER accept a ride!

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  Nope sorry. We don't know anything about it. It does smells funny though.

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  Grandma you put that thing where?

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  And now, tell me what are you thinking about if I show you...THIS

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  trick-or-treating in Japan has a few but distinct differences to its American counterpart.

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  We said, trick or TREAT! We're just kids you big perv!

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  Japan?...obvius

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  Happy Halloween

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  It's nice, but uncle Jake's is bigger and tastes way better.

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  Oh dear. It seems I misunderstood let's play rabbits!!

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  Don't forget to put your nose on!

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  Don't forget to put your nose on!

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  Japanese educational television program about tsunamis and earthquakes uses vibrators to simulate the quakes and squirting for the tsunamis

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  kids this is a family heirloom so take good care of it...

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  An awkward moment, where the mother is trying to explain what a dildo is after the kids found it in the house..?

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  Behold! Unicorn penis!

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  As if Pedobear didn't have enough reasons to celebrate Halloween.

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  This is the kind of carrot you'll be eating when you get older girls. Well...someting like this but the fleshy kind. Your mommy loves my fleshy carrot girls.

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  At 6:21 pm today, an undercover sting operation snared another perpetrator. Join us for the complete shocking report at 10.

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  You insert that WHERE????!!!???

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  Im sorry but this stuff should not be allowed in here!

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  I believe that is a custom Japanese dildo with a clit-buzzer.

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  But. seriously isn't that one named "the rabbit"? I knew a girl once that...oh fvck it no one ever believes me anyway.

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  Is this candy?

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  That shit wouldn't fly here in the USA. Fucker would have his balls cut off so fast, his head fucking spin.

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  Remember, young padawan... This weapon is your life!

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  Are you nuts? We may be young but we're not stupid! Lets go sister.

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  I'd find that under your bed. Can i borrow it?