Other's Explanations
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One squirt of the Hoff's load kills all known germs, eliminates acne and even cures cancer! Now with new hunky Aroma..
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Don't Hassel the Hoff
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Mastrubate the Hoff to make it cum. Then wash your hands.
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We couldn't get little johnny to wash with soap until we put this in the bathroom. Now... he's in there scrubbing all the time.
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Press his package and get some
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Now if they just made a Taylor Swift version .......
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Oh Hasselhoff, I touch you with my filthy hands. I feel so naughty!
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SPERM ME
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i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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It was either get this or the latest Hasselhoff album.
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This should be for women, but I like how it's in a men's bathroom :D (Evidence: Cameraman's armhair)
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Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop and the Hoff is making sure you clean up after you're done.
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SPERM BANK. Donor >>> Hassel Hoff
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Why Hitler killed himself
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cum in my car
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The soap you need soap for
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My hands are too clean after see that
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Here I come for you.
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...Once You Go Hoff...
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Hoss soap has been known in some rare cases to cause pregnancy, consult your doctor before using hoff soap.
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womans dream...
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Turbo Boost
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John Travolta's new bathroom amenity.
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clean as a whistle
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You don't wanna see the cubicles.
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You don't want to know what this is made of...
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It's time for some man loove!
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Vank Hoff!
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The hoff has still got it in him
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jizzzzzzzzzz in my pants
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EPIC FAILURE!
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CALM THE F**K DOWN GERMANY!!!
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Chuck Norris would burn even through this
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you think this is good "soap"? you should see my chuck norris dispenser...
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Spunk's the stuff of life.
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Clean comes first
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that piss me hoff
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4chan Man now in personal size! RULES 1 & 2 MOFO!!!!!!!
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That's right. now jiggle them a little....
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A market purchased a lot of this TV product has failed. After a month, it comes free with the dog's food at the market.
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Can't believe this never caught on...
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Hey Guys lets go do Achievements!
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Jerk-off the Hoff
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Damn!! The put the soap label on the hair gel dispenser!!!
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please help him jackhoff.
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You don't wanna know how the Hoff dries your hands afterwards
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"CUM" here and pump some "SOAP"
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Gaywatch.
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Problem is, it only works every other day.
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Hoff's soap can cure acne and cancer but Chuck Norris's soap can bring end to war, world hunger, but used too much can cut a hole in the space time continuum thus wiping everything in existence like the 10 sextillion years ago in the year 3010.
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dont hassel the hoff!
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A soap opera gone way too far...
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its only gay if you like it
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that's spiderman's soap. it helps him to walk for the walls
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Hasselhoff suffers of premature ejaculation.
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i want one of these for my bathroom
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Use this after you get Hoff
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Hoff soap,And his new smell of beach
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HAHA, no way... super happy story time land? don't hassel the hoff indeed.
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this is a gay bathroom
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Hasselhof's Men's Man Lotion. By Channel.
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Wanna know the Real Knight Rider?
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Jerkhoff
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Only in Germany
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gayness in a box
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ewwww hunky aroma
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Push Hoff... Receive love?
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Ride this Knight... for real.
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I needed some soap when the dispenser JIZZED IN MY HAND!
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his **** is killing 99.99% of germs Y U NO KILL LAST .1% OF GERMS!!!!
One squirt of the Hoff's load kills all known germs, eliminates acne and even cures cancer! Now with new hunky Aroma..