the school offered abstinence only education.

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  the school offered abstinence only education.

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  After his failed proposal for hands on sex education classes, the former health teacher at Oakwood High will be finishing his doctoral studies at the state penitentiary over the next 35-50 years.

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  9 mons after Charlie Sheen's visit to the class

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  R Kelly was their homeroom teacher.

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  Reverend smith infused the girls with more than just religious fervor

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  Chuck Norris was here.

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  The E is for Easy

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  Fr Murphy was last seen heading for a missionary in Africa

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  Coach?

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  Kinda disturbing. XD

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  they r all preggers

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  hahhaha omg i go to oakwood actually!!!!

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  One of these things is unlike the others...

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  Forget the fact thier all pregnant, they have a token black girl!!

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  only one of the girls is really pregnant. can you tell which one?

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  (in the sex-ed class) right girls, now for some practical work!

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  Chuck Norris was here

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  The "E" stands for "Expectant".

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  Janitor Bob finally realized that his swarthy good looks would be his undoing.

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  SKIP DAY PARTY!

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  One understands that modern life is not very cheap, but different people need cash for different issues and not every man earns enough cash. Hence to receive fast credit loans and small business loan should be a right solution.

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  Inception.

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  Wanting to keep Sarah a respectable girl, her Parents removed her from those promiscuous public schools and sent her to the all school girl of our lady of the immaculate conception, little did they know that she rebelously formed a lesbian relationship, and even in the improbable, nature just found a way...

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  Is she really in a wheel chair?

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  The lunch served at the Oakwood girl's school is known to cause bloating.

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  and 8 months after tiger woods gave a class speech at the Tiger Woods Learning Center

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  Pregnancy pact

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  According to my own exploration, millions of people in the world receive the loan at well known creditors. Thus, there's good possibilities to get a consolidation loan in all countries.

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  Dada da dada ... I'm lovin it.

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  Some time before, I really needed to buy a house for my corporation but I did not earn enough money and could not order anything. Thank goodness my comrade adviced to take the mortgage loans at trustworthy bank. Thus, I acted so and was satisfied with my term loan.

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  Clinton..... not again......

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  It is fake. They wouldn't all be that far along.

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  After the annual photos were taken the school decided that having the boys and girls shower together was clearly a mistake.

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  20 pedophiles have been caught after escaping prison 8 months ago

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  girls...its too late to close your legs now........

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  everyone sayy singlee mom!!

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  8 1/2 months after the incident when Tiger Woods visited the school wearing a bear costume

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  Just because your whole class has Child Development doesn't mean that you can get laid...

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  The E either stands for "expecting," or "easy"

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  Your honor, I was invited to the school to speak about sex and abstinence. I just didn't know what abstinence was, so skipped that part. Giggity Sit down Mr. Quagmire

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  guess they really cant keep their legs closed

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  When falcon punch failed.

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  It's good to be the gym teacher.

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  The girl immediately to the left of the teacher looks like a freak in bed and the blonde one standing on her own all the way to the right looks cute and laid back, but there's simply no explaining the rest of them; no clue who would've boinked any of the rest of 'em.

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  21 girls, no cup

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  Massive high school girl alien abductioin

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  http://www.mdjonline.com/view/full_story/7298788/article-Oakwood-High-helped-save-life--should-not-change According to this the school apparently runs a class for pregnant teens. Uhm okie dokie then. I still find it fake tho because they all look due at the same time.

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  Clearly, they are all fucked.

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  These are the students that SCORED highest in the previous year's sex education class.

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  Prego Parade

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  Sex education class - FAIL!

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  Man that was a wild 21 days...dude this one time in band camp

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  ARGH! OH GOD THE TEACHERS A CROSS-DRESSING MAN

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  What a WHORE-able class!

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  If they could have kept their legs crossed earlier, this picture would look much different.

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  It's this new thing called birth control

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  girls......... its a little to late to close your legs now........

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  And this was the result of bring your kid to work day, poor expectant grandmother