Round 1 FIGHT!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Round 1 FIGHT!

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  There can be only one.

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  WE MEET AGAIN NAKED SANTA.

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  Heavy rains and flooding forced organizers to cancel the 17th Annual Gay Santa Convention.

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  Global Warming really fucked up the north pole!

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  -Hi santa
  -Hey santa
  -WTF? why are u undressed?
  -WTF? why are u wearing an umbrella
  -merry xmas dude
  -u too
  
  

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  Everything is wrong!

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  -You said we couldn't wear the same outfit, and I lost the coin toss. -Yeah, I meant to wear a different outfit, not nothing at all!

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  "give me back my robe and umbrella bitch !!!"

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  Guy on Left: "Santa!?" Santa: "DAD!?!?"

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  - I've taken almost everything from you, but i still want the hat! -You will never have it!!! - dammit, you give me no choice, defend yourself! -why you get to use the umbrella?

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  Hazing for the new claus candidates is always especially rough, humiliating, and public.

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  to be honest the umbrella looks abit strange...

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  Whoever wins, we lose!

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  I bet my christmas pole is bigger than yours?

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  Russian DED MOROZ vs american SANTA... Russian DED has a secret weapon

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  Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle All The Way....

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  Your umbrella, Jeeves..

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  "matrix fight music"......

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  michael eavis has some interesting christmas traditions

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  Dumbledore vs. Voldemort: Save the Ministry, round 1.

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  AND IIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUuUUIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  JENNY! FOREST!

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  Santa's buttyboy!

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  a challenger appears

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  Damn it was hot!

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  "You sonofabitch! I thought I'd find you here..."

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  "Santa! Have I got a package for you!"

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  Here's your umbrella dear, or else you'll get wet by the rain.

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  I WAS JUST STANDIN HERE RINGIN MY BELL AN WTF.. AND YOIU

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  Tom Cruise meets "Xenu".

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  The melting ice caps led to the Mr. and Mrs. Claus getting a divorce. Mrs. Claus took everything in the divorce.

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  The polar ice caps melted, thanks global warming...

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  Christmas in New Orleans have never been so funny.

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  Naked Santa vs Solid Santa

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  Yo naked ass been naughty..

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  standard portland bums

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  Ah, we meet again.

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  jiggle balls..jiggle balls..jiggle all your balls

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  ... An umbrella?, are you serious or fucking stupid? ...

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  Santa is adjusting to melting polar ice caps, but the elves are really losing it

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  can i have that package for christmas

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  Bitch where is my money!!!

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  ...and this will be F*CKING EPIC!!

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  the true ending to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

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  umm the one to the right is actually a female but the mind plays a trick in which hav sum thinking she is a male..n obviously she cant wait t meet santa again

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  - Jenny!!!! - Forest!!!

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  THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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  Hey hey wtf your undressed!! so its naked xmas day

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  SANTA WHORES!!!!

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  Hey Santa, I got Mrs. Claus wet and ready for you. Thanks Fake Santa, I'll take it from here.

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  Global warming

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  I now baptize you in the name of Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, and Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer.

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  Merry Christmas!!

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  give me back my clothes you impostor !!!!