Other's Explanations
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The sign says, "No shirt, No shoes, No service." It never said anything about pants. Now serve me, dammit!
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"Jack, this guy said on the phone, he'll blow up the White House if you don't drop your pants in a bar."
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"The following takes place between 3 and 4 o'COCK"
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"Sir, it's happy hour, NOT Mr. Happy hour!"
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Well, Kiefer Sutherland won the bet
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When I told you to give the waiter a tip, that's not quite what I had in mind.
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This guys practically begging for whisky dick!
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"Do you wanna to bet?, okej,If it's not 1944 then I'm not wearing any pants""
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Hey guys I'll take care of the tip
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the restaurant ran out of their secret sauce, so Keifer decided to make his own
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Keifer forgot to wear his stretchy pants.
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First come, first served
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Don't blame him... he's canadian.
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Paul Rudd looks like hes digging Keifer's Beefer
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nothing good ever happens after 2:00am {
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"If you two act weird, everyone is going to notice"
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"I know i'm right!!!... If this isn't the year 1944 then I'm not wearing any pants"
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Jack Bauer after a hard day's work
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Ever been so drunk you left your fucks at home?
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There's alcohol and a possible terrorist threat involved, that's all you need to know.
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FREE WILLY!
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First cuм, first serve.
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Hey, I thought this was a beef and shitter restaurant.
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well, the menu DID say, "First come, first served"...
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I told you I had your name tatted on my cock
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Is that Kiefer Sutherland???
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Would YOU want to spill ketchup on your jeans? Well, Keifer didn't either.
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Chloe, I need you to download a fresh pair of tighty whities to my PDA, stat.
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i think his girlfriend just left...from under the table....well he is happy
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Would you be so king and pass me a red pepper, please.
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Just wait for my nipples, sauce fires out!
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Out takes from the set of 24
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"Grand Opening Planet Hollywood, San Francisco" only explains where Keifer Sutherland had his pants around his ankles, not why.
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no dude watch again.
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Your putting me off my dinner...
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Steve, i can see your penis, now knock it off dammit!
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Lemme see... 7 days have passed. Was about time to him take a crap!
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is that keifer sutherland?
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I told you my dick was blue!
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It's a POKERFACE game... Guy in a checkered shirt just have failed!..
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yeah ok so thats me! im gay and so wee the other guys, but for some reason they wouldn't suck "it"!!!!UGH!!!
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Oh no, it's cool, he said no homo!
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24 Hours wont be enough to explain that
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Jack Bauer's penis is two inches..........FROM THE GROUND!!!!
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he couldn't find the bathroom =\
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"If I see fifteen people held hostage on a bus, and everything else goes out the window. I will do whatever it takes to save them, and I mean WHATEVER IT TAKES" Jack Bauer...
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Gay Jack knew his card game expertise would pay off when he challenged his drunk friends to a game of strip poker
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r u going to blow me or not
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So that's why we never see you go to the bathroom in the series
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Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland ???
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not at the table carlos
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You asked for the mayonnaise?
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"Dude....totally got a boner right now" "Yeah.....i can se....get the fuck away from me"
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Hey Bob....does beer get out pee stains?
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Using a visual aid, Jack bauer shows Tony Almeda what he really thought of CTU.
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Looks Like Kiefer Southerland.. seriously
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Is that Keifer Sutherland ?
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this guy looks like jack jack bauer from 24 lol wow
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Jack Bauer had a hard day at work
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Road trip to canada
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He's finally found himself on skid mark...er...skid row...
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isn't that other guy tony almeida?
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Young Kiefer Sutherland not yet aware of the paparazzi.
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Drugs!!!
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"Jack Bauer" is now a verb
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Wow! That guys takes the 'head' waiter title seriously!
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That's Jack Bauer when his REALLY taking his day off
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I have to fear the terrorist to death!
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It's "Go to the bathroom and pull your pants down" but in the wrong order.
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SEE WHAT HAPPEN WAS!!!!!!!!
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My name is Keifer Sutherland and I am an alcoholic
The sign says, "No shirt, No shoes, No service." It never said anything about pants. Now serve me, dammit!