Other's Explanations
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This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!
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God damnit Johnson, keep that ass still!
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say hello to my little friend!
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You can love your battle buddy, but you can't LOVE your battle buddy!
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i can hear the ocean.
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Private Johnson was born for this. He has the straightest buttcrack in his platoon.
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Is that a spare magazine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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The Sniper was a crack shot!
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"I'm telling you, Mein Herr, zees American soldier crouched and farted at us...and ZAT's vhy Dieter eez dead!"
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welcome to british army!!
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hahaha ptm q buenaza!!! hahaha
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Sarge said improvise
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it's an intricate new tactic; first startle the enemy with a goatsee, then fire, simple. :D
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Shut up private, ill aim here you you can aim where you want
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" Anthony and Rick were terrible soliders but great goddamned innovators. "
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For God's sake Jim take the damn shot!!
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"Ok so you blowjobs really do increase firearm accuracy... "
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"Sur' ahm suppos' to fin' ah pulse?"
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DUE TO THE COUNTRIES BUDGET CUTS WE NOW HAVE TO USE EACH OTHER AS TABLES.....
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"Please tell me that's a gun I feel poking in my ear."
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Don't see bad things
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when the captian said report to private dick, i had no idea this is what he meant
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Turn your head a little to your right soldier, and thanks again for letting me use your ass for a shield
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There's a physical explanation: farts increase bullets power
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I love how unsure the guy looks about this xD
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Teamwork Lvl 90
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Double-barreled
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Gonna leave a mark if a sniper is fixed on them or the other sniper will die laughing.
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I hope thats a 9mm in your pocket.
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I must say, Dave, your rumpy is one hell of a scope.
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Don't see bad things
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wow... as strange as this is... pretty good idea..
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Reduce the recoil ...Try it :D
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face down ass up
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he just got boned in the ass
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I had to poo, I'm sorry
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that what i call a Team Work
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Suck it up Johnson! Be a man!
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The ending of Don't Ask Don't Tell
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Gotta Fart! Gotta fart! Gotta fart!...I farted.
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bulletproof ass
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please don't miss my ass is on the line here
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Next time I'LL do the shootin.....!
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I see dead people!
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i have seen things you people wouldn't believe
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Tactical Insertion
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Shut up! When you learn to stop slapping and "use your words", then you can get up and play with the rifle!
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Don't ask, don't tell...EVER!
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Team Work.....when u r too lazy to lie on the ground......
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what did i sigh up for this again ?
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My pockets are full here stick this magazine in your buttcheeks
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Don't ask don't tell, literally.
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Anti-Gay Platoonmushy
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Anti-Gay squad
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IM THIRSTY. GIMME SOMETHING TO DRINK.
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I am in my happy place, I am in my happy place...
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That's when I realized I had forgotten the tripod at home.
This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!