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  THIS is why the terrorists hate us.

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  Cocka-poodle-do.

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  Where's PETA when you need them?

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  Actually, the dog won the award for dressing bandanna lady.

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  Actually I can explain this one. Pet groomers have conventions with grooming contests. Often, there is a creative grooming contest. The groomer a farmer, I suppose. The standard poodle is a chicken. If you look at the plaque, it appears they won the "people's choice award".

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  pimp my poodle

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  she was allowed only one pet... but created many

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  Exhibit A: photo of dog's primary emancipation plea

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  "Where's PETA when you need them?" Not even PETA knows what to do about this

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  People's Choice award. As in, this Cowboy Lady should definitely have the right...no...the responsibility...to choose abortion. Please lady. Don't procreate.

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  I am actully speechless. *_*

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  Lady GaGa, K9 version

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  Humans. I fucking hate them!!

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  This dog is screaming KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  I believe this woman is actually pretty famous for making weird looking poodles. Her site: http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html

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  Thank you television, job well done,,,

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  ZOMGZ! RARE POKEMANZ!!

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  decide which fucking animal you want me to be, dammit!

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  This is the best thing I have EVER seen, and i don,t even like dogs

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  Poodles: now in neapolitan flavor

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  One bitch and two dogs

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  BEST IN SHOW??? freak show maybe...

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  Welcome to the Korean Online Auction, next item up for bid is a succulent canine named Kim-chi. Notice how juicy the hind legs look.

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  That poor poor dog.

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  She won the award for Best in Show at the Salvador Dali Dog Tournament
  in Rancho Mysterio, California.

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  "I'm Mister T and that is my mohawk dog!"

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  Lady Gaga's dog.

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  And the winner of 'Crazy Bitch Of The Year' is....

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  Too late! It already lays eggs!

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  Why Glam Rock died.

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  The plaque says "Life achievement on canine humiliation"

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  That bitch loves the cock.

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  Cock-a-poodle-doo

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  This is why ravers aren't allowed to enter their pets in shows.

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  WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!!????

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  Nice chicken
  

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  i guess anyone can win a people's choice award

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  Shortly after this picture was taken the dog mauled those bitches faces for putting him through this mess

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  Check the trophy bottom right...did I miss something at this year's Oscars?

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  ..and is it any wonder when the aliens visit us ...they think were fucken strange!!!

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  My sister lives in a Mansion....I get stuck on a farm withthis quack!

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  what the ********* happend

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  Did I ever tell you that Lady Gaga was a pet groomer once?

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  I shat that last week, I told you not to feed it after midnight.

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  "Thanks MTV for pimp'n my poodle"

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  This is why i hate us......

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  Lady GaGa, K9 version

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  I said ":Cock Hound" not rooster

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  I call this abuse, lol.

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  I bet that dog taste like chicken!

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  we present you THE NEW PUDEL!! its not just a PUDLE, its RAINBOW PUDLE!

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  That dog is a chicken.
  Your argument is invalid.

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  And that's why white poodles should avoid sick rainbows.