Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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UP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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yeah...this is living
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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giggedee giggedee
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lol wooden condoms xD
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wait one min...Dad?
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He has a BIG smile :)
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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DERP!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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cannibal holocaust
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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canibal holocaust
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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You're safe with me
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Landing by wood.
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The Force is strong with him!
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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SHHH! i just farted
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Reverse exploration.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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cross-eyed
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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wtf??
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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and now to our traffic copter
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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IT'S A TRAP
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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african pilot XD
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that's some hot shit
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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JUST AS PLANNED
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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rapist on a plan
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FUCK
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hey that's me :(
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Kids dont do drugs
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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is this the high mile club???
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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fucking abos
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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free ride for everyone
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"