Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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outsourced pilot
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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UP
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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yeah...this is living
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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The gods must be crazy.
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giggedee giggedee
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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wait one min...Dad?
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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canibal holocaust
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cannibal holocaust
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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The Force is strong with him!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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DERP!!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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You're safe with me
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Reverse exploration.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Landing by wood.
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cross-eyed
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Should have gone to specsavers
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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and now to our traffic copter
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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SHHH! i just farted
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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that's some hot shit
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wtf??
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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FUCK
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hey that's me :(
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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IT'S A TRAP
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
JUST AS PLANNED
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rapist on a plan
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Kids dont do drugs
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free ride for everyone
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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is this the high mile club???
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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african pilot XD
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Afghanistan is going well.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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fucking abos
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"