Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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UP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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yeah...this is living
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wait one min...Dad?
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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lol wooden condoms xD
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He has a BIG smile :)
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giggedee giggedee
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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DERP!!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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canibal holocaust
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cannibal holocaust
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Reverse exploration.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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The Force is strong with him!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Landing by wood.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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You're safe with me
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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SHHH! i just farted
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Should have gone to specsavers
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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cross-eyed
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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wtf??
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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and now to our traffic copter
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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IT'S A TRAP
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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that's some hot shit
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
rapist on a plan
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hey that's me :(
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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FUCK
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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is this the high mile club???
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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fucking abos
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JUST AS PLANNED
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african pilot XD
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Kids dont do drugs
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Afghanistan is going well.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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free ride for everyone
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"