NEXT TIME THEY'LL BUY MY COOKIES!!!

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  NEXT TIME THEY'LL BUY MY COOKIES!!!

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  Daddy didn't believe me when I told him that was the last time he'd touch me there! HA!

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  I told you I wasn't going to eat those vegetables.

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  Matches - 25 cents Gasoline - 3 dollars Watching your first arson go well - priceless For everything else there's MasterCard

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  Just as planned...

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  Molest Me Now Mr Brown ! NeHaHahaha!!!!

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  this is amy. amy wanted a cookie. amy's mum didn't give her a cookie. haha amy's mum. haha.

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  That'll teach the f**ker to put me in time out.

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  "I told Daddy to stop touching me there. Fucker'll listen next time. Well, if he wasn't well done now."

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  Impressed with herself, Mollly enjoyed her 4th foster parents much beter.

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  I wanna be a new actor in The Extendables 3!

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  Electrical fire my ass...hehehe

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  And so began little Sally's reign of terror...

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  Next time, pay for your cookies

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  "I told them not to give me bad comments on facebook..."

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  Your next.

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  They gave me a spanking... I gave them a funeral.

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  Carrie 3: The Early Years

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  "They forgot to say don't burn the house down..."

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  The Girl Who Played with Fire... by Steig Larsson

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  Mommy said, "Little girls shouldn't play with matches." I say, "Mommy's shouldn't let their boyfriend play with little girls, BITCH!"

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  justin lived here but no longer

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  The Omen

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  I just bought Photoshop :3

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  "HI, I'm Carrie"

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  Next time my daddy shouldn't take the f***ing teddy bear.

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  flames can be fun!

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  Matilda ain't got sh*t on me... Get on my level b*tch

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  "I told them that a lighted fart would end in catastrophe..."

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  They told me to go to bed. I told them to go to hell.

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  Why the f*ck did you buy me an Xbox for christmas? I WANTED A PS3!

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  HOBBIES. It's more fun in Philippines.

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  It's a picture from the Onion Movie.

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  That smile...

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  Level up! Your firemaking is now 99!

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  I will stop Christmas this year........I will.

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  Perhaps NEXT year, they'll actually get me the Malibu Barbie I asked for.

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  This happens when you are a backstabber.

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  They chose "Trick" and told me to do my worst...

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  Photoshop.

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  Vvgg

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  They took my Happy meal I took there happiness

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  Mom wouldn't let me watch Hunger Games | So I showed her a preview of Catching Fire

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  It's a toddler with an evil glance in front of a firing. The message is: "Toddlers are really hot"

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  I farted.

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  I told them that I would burn the building down if they took my stapler, and they took my stapler so I burn building down.

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  Haha! Exactly as planned!

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  Now I bet we win the Christmas lights competition.

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  They Talked bad about Justin Bieber. So I've burned there house done

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  Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

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  Damn kids.. I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ! That doesn't give you a right to burn down my down .

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  "If you didnt give me fire, I WILL GIVE YOU FIRE"

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  i told you i was related to ben 10