Other's Explanations
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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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What happened Bob?
I dunno Jim. -
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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"Hey baby.. wanna check out the back seat of my treehouse?"
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How they parallel park in Texas
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that dude is the coolest dude in the universe. better than chuck norris.
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"You wouldn't like me when i am angry"
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Where the Fuck am I Texas?
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"I just put it there for later."
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it's obvious this is Photoshop,but is nice =D
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Lumberjack car accident
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See? I told ya NOT to park in front of my yard!!!
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The steely stare of the car-tree-head man!
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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Able to put vintage trucks in the crotch of a tree...it's Flannel Man!
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“and this is where Chuck Norris tossed my truck….Check out the Gun show”
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tornado duh!
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Ye i did that. Wanna fight about it?
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Dude...wheres my car? -cody
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Do you like my hat?
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now its safe from mexicans
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Chuck Norris style parking.
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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Where did I pr my car last night?
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"Why yes, i am chuck norris's brother"
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dude c'mon.. thats how americans make cars..
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bet i can throw a football a quarter mile...
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Ok, that was my dare. Now it's your turn.
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The Amazing TruckTree-Headed Man!
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Dude where is my car ?
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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parking level: EXPERT!!!!
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to punce onto it's unsuspecting prey.
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Pickup master!
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What you see when you look up "manly" in the dictionary.
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Worlds strongest redneck.
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If I can't have it NO ONE CAN REPO MAN!
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse, and trucktreehouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
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I put it there for safe keeping
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'I put my car in a tree. Bitches love trees.'
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gay people has powers
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This dude is drenched in awesomeness.
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Chuck Norris contender....
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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This was on Ripley's Believe It or Not - the man is a collector of vintage autos, and fond of all things odd. One day he decided to make a treehouse out of a vintage car he was restoring. The show specifies that he uses it as hit 'date spot' for the ladies, and that it's how he met his girlfriend - he won't date a woman who can't get into the car.
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Chuck Norris hate Bagans
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Woo! NASCAR!
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"Yeah, I threw it up there"
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Damn...did you see that tornado?
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Chuck Norris at work
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CHUCK NORRIS vs. TREE WITH A TRUCK IN TOP
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE AIR FLIES CARS
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chuck norris back :D
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a fucking stunt driver
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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The latest best seller on the New York Times non-fiction list: Jimmy-Ray The Bare Chested Yokel, And The Curious Case Of The Pickup Truck Eating Elm Tree.
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hey my car was in that tree since 1983
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Chuck Norris at work
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asshole cut me off
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"You shoulda seen that tornado, I thought we'd be killed or even worse...."
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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Midget tossing's for sissy boys!
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Well don't look at me, the guy with the pickup started it!
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Chuck Norris at work
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keith stone's dad
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Look at your man, Now look back at me Now look at your man Now look at me, Here's that truck you wanted I put it in a tree.
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Back to the future had nothing about getting stuck in trees
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dont drink and drive... smoke weed and fly thats my motto
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You know if your going to fail do it in such a way so you leave people going HOW THE **** DID YOU DO THAT
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Cuck Norris cousin
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Clearly photoshopped! No one has a physique like that!
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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Today Microsoft Unveiled the Beta of it's new Pickup!
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I AM HEMAN!!!!!
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you know someday you'll be on Time magazine
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DUI. Enough said.
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Noah's for red-necks
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Doctor, I have this pain on top of my head...
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Chuck who?!?!
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You like my hat, yes?
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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I thought it was cooler than Harry and Ron getting stuck...
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He couldn't fully throw it over the tree...
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You are the next!
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damn right i threw that truck up there. now give me your keys.
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go straight 100m, there's Hogwarts
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Sweet home alabama! lol
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"Me strong, throw car in air"
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...and still not as cool as Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris when someone steals his parking spot
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Chuck Norris at work
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Look hun...see?im not a good for nothing
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"...with one fucking hand." btw my captcha is 'road rage' rofl
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Hi! I'm Colt Seavers, welcome to Jackass.
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GTA Stunting: Real Life. Note the "f*ck yea" face.
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"anymore questions?"
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I'll never drink again...
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u see that car in the tree i planted that
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Bob was painfully aware of the tree growing from his head.
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"Hello, this is D.I.Y TV!! Today, we're going to tell you how to lift a car with a tree!!"
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Rosomaha was very bad teenager
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I wish I had a tree with a truck in it growing out of MY head :(
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Project Runway goes to Arkansas. And they still got stupid shit on their heads.
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most of you can't see what's really happening in this pic. he's actually holding the tree aND the truck upright with his clenched butt cheeks. really cool trick. and super hard to do.
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he did that for his son or somthing its like a tree house
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Let's get AWESOME
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This is me just before I saved some poor old lady's truck out of a tree.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M JUICING!!!!
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The only things MR. CLEAN cant do
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now that will happen when im pissed off
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mother nature's new pick up truck.
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Gay version of Chuck Norris,fuck he heard me ,roundhouse kick nooooooo
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How its done in the south
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this happens after your drunk
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damned ufos
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free protein shakes for life for anyone that can throw it higher
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Yo dawg we heard you like trees....
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the manliest looking retard in the universe
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. No, wait, actually we might be. Then where the hell were we before?
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" Remember where we parked, honey..."
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yeah I did that. what of it?
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it was superman, i swear to god
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look i don't know what happend but god have i got a hangover
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why is there a tree growing out of my head with a tree parked in it? that's MY business. Now, do you know what time the bus comes or not?
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And here we see the car lurking in a tree, ready to pounce on it's unsuspecting prey.
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i read an article on this dude. he wasn't bother building a proper tree house for his son so he got a crane and put the car in the tree for him.
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Corvair*
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Its chuck norris!
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My pappy planted this tree 60 years ago and LOOK...
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT!!!!!
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Mission accomplished
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"Fuck Chuck Norris"
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is that uncle rico?
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This is not where I parked my car!?
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dude, where's my car?
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My tree-house actually came with a tree-garage
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I put it up there with my fucking pinky.
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I knew i should have gone and seen my doctor the minute a tree started growing out of my head, but this is ridiculous when i woke up this morning there was my cousins old pick up parked in there too.
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And he looks proud :D
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Never seen a guy with a tree-truck head tumor, have ya?
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yeah, you saw what i just did. Don't fuck with me!
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Chuck Norris' cousin.
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The only man to ever kill chuck norric. Billy Jack. Google it mother fucker
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he thinks hes a macho man hahah so not hes not even cute hes ugly as fuck what the hell
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The guy from The Breakfast Club all grown up.
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yeah i grow trees from my head.
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The Truck in the Tree is located 8 miles east of Beloit Wisconsin on the north side of Interstate 43 at the No. 6 Clinton exit. For more info see MarkMadson.com
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Why is there a tree on a man's head? O.o Lol
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Tow me now mother f*cker!
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no country for parking, man
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chuck norris is back! :D
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Last time I'll let Tarzan valet park my vehicle.
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chuck norris style
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Mom look at me on this picture! Im sorry mom But it was gonna be mine when you were dead
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'you're welcome'
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OMG there is a manon front of the tree!
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After years of tanning bed radiation, a mild mannered country farmer became... THE SWAYZE. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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parking level: PRO/EXPERT
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roadhouse
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Fixt
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Somehow, this is cool...
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Don't EVER park on my doorway again, punk!
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Hey look, I can balance a tree and a car on my head using no hands.
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It takes a real man to lodge a truck in a tree. See that ladies? A real man.
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Chuck Norris Sneezed...
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M??ska dziwka ?
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Beats the hell outta parkin'
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I love how he's all "yep...i threw it there...what do you want?"
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never mind the truck up there, look at my pecs!
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See the jaggies on the outline of the tree? P-shopped!
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its a tree house for his son, rly
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Clark kent....dooooo ??????
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No one messes with the Warriors.
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"Now watch me get it down"
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A guy with a tree on his head
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don't worry folks,i'm getting Mac Gyver
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Transformers are playing peek-a-boo
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The latest in fashion industry, the redneck car in a tree hat.
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this is real i guy trid to make a truck tree house.
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And he looks proud :D
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When I said I was a stuntman I MENT IT.
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R u retarded?
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this darn wart just gets bigger and bigger, must wear a truck instead of stetson to keep the sun off
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Chuck Norris's father... even trucks hide from him
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He was Hulk a minute ago
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we got a challanger for chuck norris, ladies and gentlemen!
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I think that place is close to where I live. I dunno if the truck is that color but its by a highway and it has a truck in the trees like that
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Chuck Norris ok? rs
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Redneck parking garage.
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I Think Juck Norris Got In His Way..
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i have no explain... but he's the american dream in person.
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Car spawn cheats in Grand Theft Auto Vice City never guaranteed you could reach the car.
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THats a cool hat
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Gays can levitate cars????
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Hey, lets face it, because money just dont grow on trees. BSF
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Chuck Norris at work
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Damn right I parked it...
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It's so simple... Chuck Norris shaved his beard and by doing that he prooved that his strenght isn't in it...
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Never confuse Chuck norris with a valet
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This is how real men park their cars !
There was no tree when I parked back in 1970