Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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i can hide, but i cant run
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
Who's there?
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Munchies + paranoia
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Elian Gonzalez today
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its the only way for him to eat
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
-Murax -
no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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Hash Cookies
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Rule #2
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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WTF?
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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zombie invasion...duh
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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The Fal Out
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cocaine paranoia
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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zombies don't take baths...
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
Say hello to my little COOKIE
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Malcolm X.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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tweekers rock!
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Red-neck at it's finest
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Before i die i must eat something
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Faces of Meth
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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G. W. Bush
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I'm not crazy...
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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haha, pot.
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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my cookie......
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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warning!, he has a cookie
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om nom nom nom
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.