Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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i can hide, but i cant run
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Who's there?
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Munchies + paranoia
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite -
real life Left 4 Dead.
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Hash Cookies
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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Rule #2
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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WTF?
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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zombie invasion...duh
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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The Fal Out
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cocaine paranoia
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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zombies don't take baths...
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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Malcolm X.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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Faces of Meth
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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tweekers rock!
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Before i die i must eat something
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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I'm not crazy...
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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G. W. Bush
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chicks make me go nuts!
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haha, pot.
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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my cookie......
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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warning!, he has a cookie
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hand on the pump.. =f
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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om nom nom nom
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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Modern Warfare 3
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MY COOKIE !!!
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.