Other's Explanations
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zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker. -
So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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i can hide, but i cant run
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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Fucking Norman Bates !!! I´m waiting
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Das Gewehr muss niemals aus den Augen gelassen werden. Selbst beim Essen und Duschen.
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Munchies + paranoia
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) -
Who's there?
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"Sir, my rations are running low... how much longer to i need to be in quarantine?"
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om nom nom,
i canz explain
1. its a trap
2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o -
I told you kids the last cookie is mine!
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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Blade at 45! Sweep the leg! Massive adrenaline dump!
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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Elian Gonzalez today
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Well he??s obviously paranoid, no doubt about it
Probably did some time in the Pen
The real question is where did he hide that cookie?
Do YOU see any pockets?
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its the only way for him to eat
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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Barrio chino camper pete ^^ ¿En donde esta uste ahora? En dust_2 por largo jejejeje xD
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Nobody's getting my fucking cookies now Haha!
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oompaloompa's want to rape the guy so he got a gun and hide in the bathroom and he was hungry so he ate a coockie :D
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Rule #2
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real life Left 4 Dead.
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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cookie monster knows i stole his cookies!
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Hash Cookies
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The bitch took all my money, my 401k, my house and both cars but the cookie is mine all mine!
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BITCH!!! I said in a fucking minute!!!
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Gary Busey before he went nuts.
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Looks like Cookie-camper
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no!......this is MY MUFFIN!
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I was in the shower eating a cookie while i heard a suspicius noise.
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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That f******g zombie cookie monster...
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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so i was enjoying a nice cookie in the shower minding my own buisness but then i heard a noise
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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A COUNTER STRIKE FANATIC
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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Dont worry Mr Lampard the DJ's gone.
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"Kill the terrorists, by shooting them in the head,
They can't bomb you,if you shoot them dead" -
WTF?
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Cookies is a sometimes food, and this is the time stay back mofo's
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zombie invasion...duh
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Charlie Sheen did all he could to protect his last tiger blood cookie.
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Malcolm X.
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MUM.........y is there a man with a G3 in the shower!!!!!
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he got to stop playing counter strike.....head shot ????
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Dont tell the monkey!!!!
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Bate's Hotel this A-hole!
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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I was in the shower enjoying a cookie, then I heard a suspicious noise.
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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sedddctor cleadrddd...this fuking cookies are so goodddd...
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Bitch, you get outta here, before I cap yo' ass.
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g3a3 :O bf3 4 ever!
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cocaine paranoia
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Faces of Meth
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I stole the cookie from the, cookie jar - what the fuck you gonna do about it!
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Who turned the cold tap on?
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It's my , only my this fucking Cookie Die mother-f****s
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Led me finish taking a bath AND eat my cookie and then we can shoot eachother.
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HIDING FROM THA COOKIEMONSTAH!
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Say hello to my little COOKIE
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Before i die i must eat something
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- Bomb Armed -
- Terrorists Win -
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The Fal Out
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Crazy Norwegian Fucker
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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zombies don't take baths...
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This picture actually comes from an epic thread on AR15.com where people were doing tributes to the I Am Legend scene with him in the bath with his dog and a rifle.... it got a litlle weird, then weirder, then this, then even worse.
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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ARGH, if you flush the toilet again while I'm in here, I will kill you.
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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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I can't believe this picture has become this popular. The guy in question is a regular forum poster at Wordforge.net. He goes by the username "Man Afraid of his Shoes". Great guy, and a bit surreal for him too.
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STOP! Cookie-time. Can't touch this.
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Nice trigger discipline. Is that a Tollhouse?
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Will Smith: I was saving the cookie dough.
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My guess is that it has something to do with this: http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691
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terrorist also like cookies, and well..take long showers
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tweekers rock!
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So I was in the shower enjoying the most delicious chocolate chip cookie, when I thought I heard a suspicious noise...
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Yeah, I've the last cookie! You want it? Try getting it back...
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me. Carry on."
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Red-neck at it's finest
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Revenger of Elian Gonzales
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Mom, I told YOU. NOT when I'm in the SHOWER!!
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Obviously, MAOHS had just gotten home from school and was enjoying a glass of milk and some cookies when he spilled his milk. While wiping the milk from the front of his shirt, he accidentally knocked the cup over again, spilling more milk on the floor. As he was cleaning up the milk on the floor, he tugged on the tablecloth, spilling the last of the milk all in his hair. Now, he needs a shower. So, he takes his cookie to the shower and as he's shampooing, he hears a strange noise. He is sooo glad he keeps his gun there for just such an emergency. My question is, just like every movie like this ever made, why didn't the person holding the camera go investigate the noise?
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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The Cookie Monster is a BITCH!
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G. W. Bush
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cookies, shower, counter-strike
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ALRIGHT CHUMS TIMES UP LET'S DO DIS... LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Shoes is king of arfcom!
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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I've just watched Resident Evil
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All your cookies are belong to me !!!!!!!!
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Damn these LSD cookies are good!!..............you hear something?, their after my cookies.
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gett away from my cookie!!!!
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warning!, he has a cookie
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haha, pot.
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I'm not crazy...
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i am mother fuck dick suckin boobs of ur mams ass
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Shoes is the arfcom God the the interwebs! The infamous shower cookie!
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chicks make me go nuts!
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hand on the pump.. =f
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Better than a bottom bitch, a G-3
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my cookie......
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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om nom nom nom
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Red-neck at it's finest.
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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MY COOKIE !!!
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Modern Warfare 3
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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OMG ITZ GRAN TORINO
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NEVER write on his mirror.... EVER
zombies.
outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.