Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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A new era of furry.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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He looks determined to go places
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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L M F A O @ his face!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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awkward turtle
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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duhh its an evolved human
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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How does he shit?
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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I LOL'D
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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this is not even my final form!
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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well he always was a bit slow...
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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a mexican wanted home
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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I like turtles!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
*MitchDaBitch* -
indian sunday school
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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its teen-aged edge
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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turtle boy emerges
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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I like turtles.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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I liek turtles!
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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I failed in sport and so?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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fear the turtle!
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.