Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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A new era of furry.
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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He looks determined to go places
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L M F A O @ his face!
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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awkward turtle
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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duhh its an evolved human
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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I LOL'D
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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How does he shit?
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this is not even my final form!
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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well he always was a bit slow...
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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a mexican wanted home
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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I like turtles!
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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indian sunday school
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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turtle boy emerges
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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its teen-aged edge
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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Turtlehead poppin out
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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I like turtles.
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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I liek turtles!
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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I failed in sport and so?
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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fear the turtle!
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Watch out beach here I come.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.