
Other's Explanations
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Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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"Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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Jonny took Pokermon a little too seriously
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A new era of furry.
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We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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Mr. Turtle is a special turtle that only shows his true face on saturdays... or when we make cookies
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He looks determined to go places
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LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO FUCK OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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awkward turtle
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L M F A O @ his face!
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I LIKE TURTLES :D
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I-i-im almost to-to the l-l-light
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They said I could be anything... ... So I became a turtle.
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duhh its an evolved human
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HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTFWTFWTF
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It's nice to see Carlos is finally coming out of his shell.
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Wow! That girl has a pretty dress on!!
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TURTLE TIME. TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE LMAO [MASTER OF DISGUISE REFERENCE] WIN!!!
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Who got there first? The Snail or the Turtle?
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does anyone know where I can buy me one of those?
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this is not even my final form!
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When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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having not seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before Tommy tried his best to make his Halloween costume work...
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I sure hope he doesn't flip over that girl.
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How does he shit?
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Hey, Look at me! Im a turtle!
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well he always was a bit slow...
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Looks like Jimmy is a little...Slow
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I LOL'D
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I like turtles!
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am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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He is very unsecure... That is his anti-rape shell
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so the bugs bunny cartones with the slow turttle where ispired from real life......hmmmm
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Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.
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SO I HEARD U LYK MUDKIEPS. epicface
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a mexican wanted home
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This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind
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The shell is made of leather... He wants to be left alone
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This is a prehistoric and extinct turtle.
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Damn, that sewer radioactive thingy didn't work the way i thought...
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The "i like turtles" guy all grown up.
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Squirtle, I choose you!!!
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Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, TURTLEMAN!!!!!
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I wanna play the turtle in the next Finding Nemo movie! look how good I am
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turtle boy emerges
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mommy did it with a turtle :)
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
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indian sunday school
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am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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I WANT 1!!!!!!
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Auditions for Mutant Ninja Turtle, the stage show
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I LIEK TURTLES 0.o
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Alright junior, not so fast!
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"TurttleNocchio" showing is a boy !!
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folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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Rob schneider was an ordinary guy, but he's about to become... A TURTLE!
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TURTLEMAN STRIKEZ AGAIN.!
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who is that on your back ? its michelle
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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its teen-aged edge
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The photo that made us realize drugs are bad.
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Turtlehead poppin out
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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In time, Billy managed to come out of his shell with strangers
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He's making his way to the beach to lay his eggs. What a beautiful creature. o 3o
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Hey, Roald Dull, brevity is the soul of wit, now fvckoff... The end.
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You just know that thing's riddled with salmonella
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Dammit Fred were not gonna suscribe you retard
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oh man.. first birds? then pigs? BUT WHY TURTLES? I hate turtleflu!
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Jonathan the turtle zombie boy has evolved into Jonathan the braindead tortoise man!
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Aware the Turtleman! Half turtle, half man...
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Turtley awsome dude!! Isn't this what Splinter Tortoise
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I like turtles.
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This is Bret McKenzie being born you animals.
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am i not turtley enough to be in your turtle club?
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nanananananananananannana Turtle Man!
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Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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I liek turtles!
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Bowser's sad attempt to clone Mario using 20% Mario DNA and 80% koopa DNA
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I LIKE TURTLES!
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I failed in sport and so?
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tuuuuuurtle tuuuurtle sir, what are you doing? am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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Um, that's the Back end, folks. Now, MY dad used to tell me how I got borned. " a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the SUN hatched ya' out." Now we got the REAL story of where teenagers come from.
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The great comeback of Mark Hamill in Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle
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After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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Alright I finally got the turtle suit on, lets hit the strip club!
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does this turtle make my butt look big
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nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana turtule-man!!!!
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Ohh, so THIS is what it's like to hit an evolutionary brick wall.
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easy. dude dressed as turtle. explanation complete.
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"I don't see why this is so funny....its just a kid in a turtle sui-......BUAHAHA
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fear the turtle!
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New way for mexicans to cross the border "oh its an endangered animal"
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super duper turtle transformation almost complete
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Great great great great great great great great great grandson of Morla the Ancient One.
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I don't care what you say , there is nothing cool about being a teenage mutant turtle ! You know it really gets under my Shell !
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Watch out beach here I come.
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Average teenager with down syndrome
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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Uh, folks - that's the Back end. My Dad used to explain how I got borned. He said, "a Skunk sh*t on a stump and the Sun hatched you out!" Now we get the REAl deal on where teenagers come from . . .
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A new version of Bjork's Volta album cover.
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they said i could be anything, so became a turtle...almost
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Was desperate for the toilet and had a turtle head all the way home from work. Then when I pull down my pants.... HUHHH!!!!!!!!!
Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.