Doctor, the last thing I remember is telling her fat ass to STFU and bring me a fukin drink

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Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Doctor, the last thing I remember is telling her fat ass to STFU and bring me a fukin drink

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  Hip replacement? When? Bottle in mah ass? How? Man, meth is a helluva drug.

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  Back again? Last time it was an iphone and before that, a light bulb and before that a boot.

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  I said BUD light!

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  If you get drunk and pass out around your friends, they may do weird stuff to ya. Want proof?