Sit down, take your clothes off. My wife is very friendly. Isn't that right, Alice?

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  Sit down, take your clothes off. My wife is very friendly. Isn't that right, Alice?

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  I wonder who was behind the camera that thought this is a moment that needs to be captured forever.

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  Where the F$#K is my jar of peanut butter!!!!!

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  foreveralone.jpg

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  Meet my wife, Ali- OH SHIT WHO LET THE CAT IN!!!

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  Oh Kermit, this is just a friend.

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  His parents: 'John always likes mice, but we never saw this coming'

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  That's how you meet your GF in soviet russia

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  i met him at a bar

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  Sit down, take your clothes off. My wife is very friendly. Isn't that right, Alice?

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  Simon Broose's sista...

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  Feeling guilty that she is his own daughter, he makes her wear a mask when he ***** her.

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  She popped up from my trousers... and now I am her husband!

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  Best Christmas ever.