Welcome to Jackass, I'm Abdulah Knoxville! And this is the Bread Helmet!

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  Welcome to Jackass, I'm Abdulah Knoxville! And this is the Bread Helmet!

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  I told my wife to make me a sandwich... She did.

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  FIVE....FIVE DOLLAR....FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG

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  Fear my carbohydrate armour

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  bite me!

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  bite me!

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  I only think in bread! Why?

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  MY BREAD HELMET WAS ACTUALLY THIS BIG... But I got hungry.

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  this is a picture from the recent protests in Egypt, one of the requests of the protesters is bread, which the guy has taped to his head

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  MY HAT IS MADE OF BREAD, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS INVALID

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  MY HAT IS BREAD YOUR GOVERNMENT IS INVALID!

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  Ok I have our entire food reserves taped to my head... Now whose village chief now beaaaachhhesss!!!!

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  Allahu Akbar!!!....

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  Selling bread in the M.E. is getting harder every day

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  I JUST TOOK THESE OUT OF THE OVEN AND THEY ARE BURNING MY FUCKING EARS!!!!!!!

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  I HAVE A BREAD HELMET YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

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  Ahhhhhhh bread monster on my head, get it off!

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  All praise PretzAllah!

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  Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllll

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  Ok I have our entire food reserves taped to my head... Now whose village chief now beaaaachhhesss!!!!

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  Contestant #7 celebrates as he is announced the winner in Baghdad's 1st Annual Princess Leia look-a-like contest.

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  THIS IS SOURDOUGHHHHHHHH!

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  Helmet protection against the negative waves of dictatorship.

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  I did tell my wife to make me a sandwich....

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  Islam-a-bab

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  I am your bread king let the bread fight begin

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  Mine is BIGGER !

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  Dont expect me to leave this year!!!I can survive only with my hat !!!!!

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  OK WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE MY SAUSAGES GOD DAMMIT

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  My hat is bread, your government is invalid.

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  Islam-bab

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  Ok I have our entire food reserves taped to my head... Now whose village chief now beaaaachhhesss!!!!

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  If my head was a sausage it would be thaaaaaat big

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  IMA FIREN MY LAZER BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (this was filmed in Soviet Russia)

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  I'M SO MAD I WRAPPED BREAD TO MY HEAD. YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?

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  Ok I have our entire food reserves taped to my head... Now whose village chief now beaaaachhhesss!!!!

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  I'M SO UPSET I HAVE BREAD ON MY HEAD. LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT ME.

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  Would you like naan bread with your enraged fanatic?

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  They can not read my mind

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  RELEASE HALF LIFE 3 ALREADY !