Other's Explanations
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They'll get a mascot for anything these days, and we'll write them tickets.
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Can you describe the person who stole your mouth with sign language?
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Justin Bieber Sucks.
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This is what you get for walking around in a cat outfit introducing yourself as "Hello P***y"
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Excuse me ma'm were going to have to write you a ticket for stupidness towards humanity. We might have to take you down to the station, put your paws on the wall please.
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No! Not cool! You bury it!
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there is no hooking on this street mam!
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They don't allow hookers in costumes there
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Ma'am, your eyes look a little dilated, do you mind if we check your bags? Ma'am, don't get belligerent, we don't want to have to bring in the dogs...
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shouldn't have been selling p***y
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That's not really H.K., it's Pedobear's sister; She's a HUGE fan, I don't know why.
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Hello Kitty, you're under arrest
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Cop: I'm only giving you a warning for pooping in the park back there, but I'll have to write you a citation for indecent exposure. Hello Kitty: Officer, I'm wearing a dress. Officer: I can still see you're pu55y. Hello Kitty: This is bullsh!t! Officer: Don't forget to pick up your poop.
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Maybe we can "discuss" letting you off with a warning if you were to make an O face
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this is a hate crime! you're only arresting me, because I'm asian!
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Simon Broose at it again....
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im not the`cat burgular
They'll get a mascot for anything these days, and we'll write them tickets.