I, Simon, take thee, Peggys, to be my lawful wedded wives.

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  I, Simon, take thee, Peggys, to be my lawful wedded wives.

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  The superhero The Human Clothesline was only popular for the first 5 minutes that stoners thought the "THC" on his costume stood for something else.

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  Simply the cheapest way to facelift.

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  bad things happen when your bored

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  I think your using them wrong.

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  It's big bird!

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  Marijuana during pregnancy won't hurt the fetus

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  More effective than a bag over her head, and this way (a few very odd) men might approach her. Genius Win!

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  Hello I'm Simon Pegg

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  ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..ouch..

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  Ohhh! Look...! it's Big Bird From Sesame Street!!

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  Next tonight on Channel 5 …

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  I am Aslan. Fear me, mortals.

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  the internet.

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  I am lion... hear me roar

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  Punishment for pinching his schoolmates

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  Yet again another round of budget cuts for the Hellraiser remake.

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  sadomasochistic at its best

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  Just... WHY?