It was dark! I went down to work my magic. Stupid B*(ch didn't tell me she was on her period!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  It was dark! I went down to work my magic. Stupid B*(ch didn't tell me she was on her period!!

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  "I SAID I'M ALERGIC TO PEANUTS!!!!"

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  DERP

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  I WANT MORE CHOCOLATE