Other's Explanations
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He's not with me. I don't know him.
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I woke just up. My car is gone. My money is gone and my clothes are gone. Really, And somehow the fire department is involved. I don't know what happen.
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Hey man, I don't think you're pick up advice is working...
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Dude, I met her on craigslist and she cleaned me out!
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Yeah yeah, I know I that lost my asss in that deal yesterday. Herb, no, I am not crazy! ... Now I need money for 500 shares of AOL, 1000 shares of Netscape, and 5000 shares of Myspace. What? Nooo, really, she has valuable inside information that they will all soon be in great demand again.
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Hello? Can you hear me now? ... Good. Can you see me? GOOD!
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there is no fire? shit , I'm coming back!
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Simon Broose at it again...
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Depends! No dumbass, all I'm wearing is depends!!!
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what did i forget this morning?
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It looks like he is using an ice-cream sandwich as his cell phone.
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The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Benjamin Button
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Man, trust me when I say that, SHE IS THE BEST POKER PLAYER I EVER SAW!
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First time Domme win!
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"Yeah, Mom, it happened again..."
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what? So they do make adult diapers! And mother said id hav to start using the toilet
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Yeah, it's happened again...yeah, I know I shouldn't have had the beetroot... no, I threw the undies away... no, no it's ok there was a lady here who had a spare Huggeez size 18 in her handbag.. yeah kind of lucky wasn't it...
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What a bitch. She's not even wearing her jacket but wont lend it to him anyway...
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Hang on honey, my phone is ringing. "Hello. WHAT? YOU'RE SHITTIN' ME!!!"
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"no, I'm telling you. She's prime for the picking..."
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MOM ,can you come pick me up?
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..and now I have to walk home because Mike Tyson's tiger is in my minivan. What a fuckin' night..
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I can't find my glasses! I even take my clothes off but i can't find anywhere!
He's not with me. I don't know him.