Sorry it's such a small present, couldn't get anything bigger.

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  Sorry it's such a small present, couldn't get anything bigger.

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  Escorts are fun for all ages.

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  90 year old granny is laughing hysterically about how small he is

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  It ain't gonna suck itself, granny!

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  first ,let me take out my teeth and ill blow that candle !

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  Happy birthday mom look how much I've grown!!

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  Casual Friday at Buckingham Palace

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  We had to skimp on the budget for Grandma's birthday stripper. :/

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  Along with the flowers,the punch,id say this was a pretty good birthday son.

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  jeez mate your gonna give her a heart attack

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  STICK IT IN!!!

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  I got your gift right here mom

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  Margaret, I have a small present for you...

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  Gertrude; the 90-year old virgin. Bob takes one for the team...

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  The party has arrived

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  the typical white pen-is