A mom talks about her life and admits that she's Simon Broose's mom...

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  A mom talks about her life and admits that she's Simon Broose's mom...

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  Still stripping, but the tips...not so good

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  Simon Broose's mom...

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  There's a reason she's called Elanor BURNS... When she strips My eyes Start burnin'

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  Must be awkward paying for Lipitor with stripper singles.

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  Simon Broose's mom...

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  Simon Broose's mom...

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  everybody wants a 60 year old stripper!

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  The carpets match the drapes.

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  Simon Broose's mom talks about her life...

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  Quick! Turn to the centerfold

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  Rugs on the cover. CARPETS on the inside!

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  I'd let her touch my quilt

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  ...and now it's better that you stop