Other's Explanations
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Nailed it
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And for my next trick...skating on water
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On the quest for the Holy Rail.
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No wonder it took him 3 days to go back to his apostles
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GOOOD BLESSS JEEESSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
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His signature move is the Christ Air.
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Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.
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They see me rollin...
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surfing. you get it wrong
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The Ollie One
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Take that Shaun white
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Let those without skills cast the first heel flip.
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@Jesus was very popular at the skateboard park for his ability to heal with a touch.............. This is where we get the Red Cross from.
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Jesus wept... uhh.. Skated?
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He later ends up on an episode of scarred.
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Jesus Christ...will you get of that bloody skateboard
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You can say 'jesus f*cking christ' because his name wasn't 'Jesus F*cking Christ,' so you're not 'taking the lord's name in vain' by saying it. Besides, that's not what that commandment meant anyway, it meant DONT USE ME TO SCAM MONEY FROM PEOPLE!
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Now watch me resurrect these fresh lines.
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lord of dogtown!!!!!!
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Doesn't Even matta!
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Thee without sin cast the first kickflip
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Surfin' jew esse
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On the brightness scale of one to ten, ten being the brightest. I'd give him a one...
Nailed it