Don't give the Catholic church any ideas now...

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Other's Explanations

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  Don't give the Catholic church any ideas now...

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  This item receives the PedoBear seal of approval.

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  A death sentence in any prison

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  Penn State blow-up dolls.

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  something to practice on before the real thing

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  Just use your imagi -- Wait, No!

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  Pedophilia.....

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  I have other uses for that rather than a tissue box cover... A DOORKNOB DECORATION!

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  Because of this child actor, kids NOW need parental permission for lip augmentation.

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  Because ripping tissue paper out of babies isn't a disturbing cover at all!

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  Yeah... that's a tissue box cover! Right!

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  is anyone even wondering thatWHY DO THEY MAKE TISSUE BOXES OF BABIES!?!?!?!?!?!

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  That's freaking expensive... whatever that is.

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  Shark Tank Fail!

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  Gift for the pope

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  For when little Timmys first tooth is too much to bare