I'M GOING TO JERSEY SHORE BITCH!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  I'M GOING TO JERSEY SHORE BITCH!!

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  We're just getting started. Did you think that I would be that easy to get in bed?

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  Buy you a drink? Buy YOU a drink?? Here's your drink right here fool!

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  OMG let me goo! this girl is a monster!!!!

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  I told you that I get wild when I go out. Now do you believe me?

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  flabosauros rex tenderizes it's prey with a cat o nine tails. notice the distinctive markings of bad body paint, greasy hair and way too small hot pants. this pitiful creature should be shot on sight for it's own good.