I, The Great TinFoilini, can call forth the glowing eyes of Ass-Athoth. If you still doubt my power, in the name of the all powerful Rool Thurdyfor do I summon the Succubus for my amusement. If you STILL doubt my power, GTFO, I'm busy.

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  I, The Great TinFoilini, can call forth the glowing eyes of Ass-Athoth. If you still doubt my power, in the name of the all powerful Rool Thurdyfor do I summon the Succubus for my amusement. If you STILL doubt my power, GTFO, I'm busy.

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  He's a magician with a tinfoil hat! And he's makin her levitate! This magical-ness can only happen when the tinfoil hat is on his head!!

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