In Australia, everything is trying to kill you

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Other's Explanations

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  In Australia, everything is trying to kill you

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  Yea guy... Right... I f***ing love Greenpeace!!!

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  Suck My DICK!

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  damn us Australians are awesome.

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  Now LEFT!

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  Apparently the Headless Horseman traded in his horse and his pumpkin.

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  That's not what I meant when I said how about a blowjob.

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  Muff Driving

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  I told you if you didn't stop singing, I would F%#K your face up....and down !!

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  Teabagging. You're doing it right?

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  Jesus take the wheel!

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  Why does this Koala taste fishy?

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  You are now leaving Australia. We told you not to fuck with the wildlife.

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  TASTES LIKE DICK

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  A majority of koalas are infected with chlamydia, true fact.

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  Spy following someone like a boss.

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  Koalas carry Chlamydia: just thought you should know

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  F# # K face!

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  The leading cause of death in Australia.

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  Koala glasses