Ashton Kutcher Cheats On Demi Moore Again!!!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

• thumb_up thumb_down +128

  Ashton Kutcher Cheats On Demi Moore Again!!!!

• thumb_up thumb_down +116

  Hey, all of the human girls are taken in this small town. Shut up!

• thumb_up thumb_down +115

  Everyone told Bob that Blowup Betty is a cheap date and a sure thing.

• thumb_up thumb_down +111

  He just use me and then stuff me under the bed when it's over.. It's about time he took me out.

• thumb_up thumb_down +107

  I ordered a muslim because they blow themselves up

• thumb_up thumb_down +103

  I couldn't get Snookie, so this will do.

• thumb_up thumb_down +101

  Dear Mum, having a great trip. Found a nice quiet girl. Here's a pic. Bye for now. [send]

• thumb_up thumb_down +100

  I now pronounce you man and balloon... You may puncture the bride.

• thumb_up thumb_down +97

  use your 3D glasses and see how pretty my wife is

• thumb_up thumb_down +91

  Joke if you want but I'm going to poke

• thumb_up thumb_down +91

  You blow her up she blows you

• thumb_up thumb_down +90

  When you are too cheap for an actual date

• thumb_up thumb_down +88

  A fake arm

• thumb_up thumb_down +82

  A fake arm

• thumb_up thumb_down +81

  A fake arm

• thumb_up thumb_down +66

  My new Russian wife just arrived with FedEx

• thumb_up thumb_down +45

  A fake arm