please God...all i wanted was to meet the man of my dreams 8(

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  please God...all i wanted was to meet the man of my dreams 8(

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  If only I wasn't blind!!

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  Lord, I hope they don´t see, that I just piss on myself...

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  SKEET!! Oh crapa, the girl touched me on the shoulder and made me lose control.. Promise you guys won't tell?

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  Keep praying, guy! You can pray about it, but you STILL won't have a chance with them!

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  please god only one time!

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  Jizzed himself. Explained, next? Captcha: "an offer he can't refuse" lol

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  Yes ladies, you just missed it, a guy came, peed on my crotch then ran away.