Why do I always get the bad planets?

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Why do I always get the bad planets?

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  This is not the stromtrooper you are looking for.

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  No! You got the wrong guy! You were supposed to grab Spielberg and Lucas!

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  Officer I said "WOOKIES SUCK" Not rookies suck! GEEZ!!

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  Oh god... vader will kill me....

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  This armor never protects us from anything at all! ... EVER! ... Why do we even wear it?!

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  nycpd better than vader

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  Had enough yet Mr. Clone? And tell your boss not to try any of that dark side stuff with us or beat him down too! Now you just get your asss back on that shuttle and go back to wherever the H you came from!