"NOW will you fvck me?"

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  "NOW will you fvck me?"

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  LUKE.....im your mother

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  FvCK me with my waffles

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  OK, first, we'll punch a hole in this waffle and then... I give it a try.

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  i dont know whats going on here but in game !!!!!!!!!

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  Yeah... that's better.....but you forgot the beer...

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  These are the droid cookies you're looking for.

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  I'd use the force to make her ewok to bed and leia down butt naked. Of course after I chewbaccaed my waffles while I tease her Millennium falcon with my Light saber

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  BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER IN LIFE FOREVER

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  mum?

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  Of course I'm of legal age sir. See, I even have waffles. NOW PAY ME AND STRIP!

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  I'M A PORNTROOPER

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  Why this girl / being does no generate a shadow?

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  marry me?

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  ahhh..... um... its not what it looks like i swear

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  at last..a girl the star wars geeks can relate to.

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  This is what Storm Trooper's wives get up to when her husband's away...

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  I SAID MAKING ME SANDWICH, NOT THESE GOD DAMN WAFFLES!

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  I WANT TO EAT THE WAFFELS OFF OF YOU LUMPS!!!!

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  But why won't you ever return the favor? What if I put waffles on it and wear this, will you do it then baby? PLEASE?!

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  With the repeal of DADT in the Imperial Navy, YW-537 felt he was finally free to express his true self.

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  FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

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  Well what did u guys think the wives of storm troopers looked like?

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  nerd fetich

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  i would totally fuck the shit out of those waffles

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  nikki lane in: "STAR WHORES The Empire Has Back".

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  Join the dark side! We have waffles and tits!

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  i would totally fuck the shit out of those waffles

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  all the female troopers had to become waffle cooking sluts to make ends meet after the explosion of the Death Star

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  Im happy just as long as her other waffle isn't blue

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  Every nerd's fantasy

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  You should see her face...

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  George Lucas's Bitch

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  This is simultaneously hot and horrifying Dear god

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  No I will not F*** you! Well only if you wear this mask...

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  NO! Beer, doritos, football. Then we'll see :)

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  Join the dark side - we have cookies

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  I SAID MAKE ME A SANDWICH, NOT THE GOD DAMN WAFFLES!

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  "That's when Han-Solo shot the Trooper next to me! Oh My God Im so blessed to be home having Breakfast with you babe"

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  i would totally f__k the s__t out of those waffles

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  These are the egos I'm looking for

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  I wanna fuck a Jedi!!

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  You want me to wear this helmet and hold these waffles before we get nasty?? Why???