Dressed like a cowboy, but he was born to rock like a champ.

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  Dressed like a cowboy, but he was born to rock like a champ.

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  Girlfriend: "My! What dig boots you have" Boy: "The better to rock you with, señora"

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  Yep, old MACKY THE KID doesn't carry a gun, but if you go and make fun of him, HE'LL KICK YOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF !!!

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  Compensating?

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  If your boots aren't as tall as your belt buckle, you're not a real Mexican.

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  Pedro Scissorfeet. Coming to a cinema near you soon.

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  Because my pecker, he is muy diminuto. They call me Tiny Juan.

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  They wanted to fight him, but chickened out after he put on his A S S Kicking boots

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  Wicked Cowboy Of The South!!!

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  Vote for Pedro the living rocking chair

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  This is actually a huge trend in Mexico now. Read it in Red Bulletin Magazine

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  Whenever Pedro lied about the number of cockroaches he killed in the corners with his boots, the toes of his boots would get longer and longer.

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  These boots were made for skiing

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  Cowboy clown shoes

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  I only ride rocking horses