Early on, Jon's parents found that the boy could speak parseltongue in his sleep...

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  Early on, Jon's parents found that the boy could speak parseltongue in his sleep...

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  seatbelts? HELL HERE'S YOUR GOD DAMN SEATBELT

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  yussesssssss what a good parent!!!!

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  GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHERF*CKING STROLLER!

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  That explains the tummy-ache. See what he just threw up?

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  I just leave it there to scare off the dirty old men while I go to the toilet

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  I just leave it there to scare off the dirty old men while I get my haircut