By the power vested in my by Wal-Mart and Isle 5. i now pronounce you...

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Other's Explanations

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  By the power vested in my by Wal-Mart and Isle 5. i now pronounce you...

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  So where was the Bridal Shower?

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  They met there...why not?

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  PeopleofWalMart.com

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  here comes the bride a whole aisle wide, here comes the groom with face full of doom!

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  Can the bride and groom help pull meat and produce? Bride and groom ... meat and produce ... Thankyou.

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  Weddings at Walmart for 3.49!

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  "But hon, when I said I had 24 in the bank, I meant 24 dollars, not 24000 dollars!"

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  With this low price i do be wed.

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  OK, break's over: get back to throwing freight, you slackers!

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  Always low class...ALWAYS

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  The blind couple enjoyed their $20,000 wedding at the Hollywood bowl after they gave the cash to the best man who walked them to the bowl himself!

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  Preist to ailes 4!