Pedo-bear is a biblical name

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  Pedo-bear is a biblical name

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  I am Pedobear, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a bear not entitled to rape young girls? No, says the man in Washington. It is against the law. No, says the man in the Vatican. But you can have sex with young boys. No, says the man in Moscow. In Soviet Russia, girl puts penis in YOU! I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.