Oh...make sure it's a DIET coke

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Other's Explanations

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  Oh...make sure it's a DIET coke

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  She later sued for the chair not having wheels, and won.

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  "Ummm....Yes, I'd like to have the right side of the menu please."

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  welcome to America...

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  She was told to save a seat...

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  Mother Fucker!! I said no lettuce, tomatoes, or onions! Don't make me stand up! Opp just had a heart attack....

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  Oh how nice, the Navy man is treating his boat to dinner.

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  At least there is a nurse nearby for the inevitable heart attack.

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  Can't wait for my heart-attack hamburger :3

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  So a fat chick, a nurse and a military dude walk into a burger king...

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  She does the same exact thing on the treadmill..

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  Meanwhile in America

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  Oh just look at him, what i'd do to him if i could stand up

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  Merca.

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  Chairs...for when fast food just isn't fast enough

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  VIP treatment for the many years I have been coming here!!!