ДВЕРЬ МНЕ ЗАПИЛИ!!! БЫЫЫСТРА БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ!!!

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Other's Explanations

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  ДВЕРЬ МНЕ ЗАПИЛИ!!! БЫЫЫСТРА БЛЯЯЯЯЯТЬ!!!

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  in soviet russia doors knock you

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  From that day forward, the Jehovah's Witnesses never came around the dorms, EVER.

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  You know that feeling when your dad takes your ball

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  So you want me to believe that none of you showed up at basketball practice because someone tried to steal your door?

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  Does anyone have any superglue solvent? Damned door is stuck to my hands...

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  he broke the door off, so I kicked him in the junk.

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  Seriously Coach, I was just about to knock on his door, and then this happened

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  Back up! I'm Bruce Banner!

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  some people take the knock knock jokes a way too serious.

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  NEVER say no to the Crack Fairy

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  Door hazing was quickly banned.

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  THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!

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  dude, we gotta stop smoking that sh*t!!

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  Cocaine's a hell of a drug..