I swear Officer... I didn't realize that it was your motorcycle I was peeing on. It smelled just like mine! S)

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  I swear Officer... I didn't realize that it was your motorcycle I was peeing on. It smelled just like mine! S)

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  I am checking you for weapons. Soon the K-9 unit will arrive to give you a cavity search

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  Just because you haven't shaved doesn't keep us from identifying you, Kato Kaelin

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  When good dogs go bad.

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  Cops in training

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  Zed (background) spots a potential new MIB recruit.

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  The Chief had said: Delve ALL black jackets!

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  Before anal intercourse, Roger liked to have his sides rubbed.

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  *sigh*...OK sarge. I'll search EVERYONE for weapons!

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  Dog The Bounty Hunter

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  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you chew can & will be held against you............

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  "Its ok everyone. Whomever glued this dog to the wall and dressed it up as a fashion forward motorcyclist will be brought to justice!"

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  Do you Have Any Weapons?? Answer Me Damn You!!!!

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  It's a "Paw down" haha get it? I leave now...

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  It's because I'm mostly black, isn't it!