Impossible! Anyone who's ever tried to pee with a bonerr knows it can't be done while standing up or sitting down!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Impossible! Anyone who's ever tried to pee with a bonerr knows it can't be done while standing up or sitting down!

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  Chuck Norris lives in the walls and will roundhouse kick your pecker so you don't have a choice but to sit and pee.