Optimus Prime pissing

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  Optimus Prime pissing

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  Mother nature has needs too

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  children, I have a suprice for you

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  At the end of every sperm fountain lies a baby carriage, kids. Wear a condom.

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  This is work of art of Estonian sculptor Mati Karmin. (old soviet marine mines having a new life as art) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mati_Karmin http://www.karmin.ee/

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  Well, that *is* where babies come from.

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  pedo bears truck

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  When Cold war got end

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  Bumblebee, please stop lubricating the kids

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  go go gaget weiner

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  из всей картинки мне понятен только зил-157...

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  "All kids love the BIG PENISES fun park". Ohhhh crap! who makes statues like this???

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  Today's forecast calls for golden showers

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  what do you expect to find in a public park!

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  Congressman Weiner's sprinkler system

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  I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--Dick!..Yeah?Take a look outta starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--Pecker!.Oh, where?..Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--2 balls! What is that? ..That looks just like an enormous--Wang! Pay attention!.I was distracted by that enormous flying--Willie..Yeah?..What's that?..Well, it looks like a giant--Johnson!

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  The Decepticons are evil. Sure, not all of them are pedophiles - but some are. Despite this, they are accepted and protected by the other Decepticons, and this is truly despicable. Luckily for the children, the Transformers are busy fighting the Decepticons and their evils. Sadly, the Catholic church has no such rivals.