He's looking a bit melon -choly

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  He's looking a bit melon -choly

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  What should I do about this giant rabbit infestation?

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  All men love starring at your Melons

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  "So this is my problem guys, she won't let me touch them."

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  State of the Melons Address (live via cnn news!)

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  who prays for melons?

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  If Jorge has 10 melons but only 2 and 1/3 fifths of Everclear, how much Everclear should Jorge put in each melon to get this party started?