Don't worry, it's his lawfully wooded wife.

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  Don't worry, it's his lawfully wooded wife.

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  Don't look so smug, Ronald Weasley. The Whomping Willow is watching you.

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  even the ginger kid gets a hug before this kid?....wtf did he do that was SO wrong??

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  Forever Alone LOOOOL

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  He missed

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  Fucking Hippies.

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  hope there are no bee,s in this one

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  I'm F@%^ing this tree! I kid you KNOT!

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  Even redhead has girlfriend and you have KNOT

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  F*** Samantha! I love you tree.

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  Others are pieces of wood in bed anyway.

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  The tree hugger always gets the tallest one.

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  I thought the term "tree huger" meant a liberal yahoo.. Guess I should have taken it literally

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  Hippies be like

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  you can tell who's the child of greenpeace activists on 'hug a friend' day

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  Gives a whole new meaning to "getting a woody".

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  "See kids! This is why you shouldn't wear flip-flops!"

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  Girl with striped shirt would rather be hugging the tree too. Jealous she didn't think of it first.

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  Got w00d?